Bev: So how is everyone?

Mel: Darla is a nurse now. Kai is trying to become a comedian and FAILING, and Cory got a girlfriend.

Bev: *gasps* A girlfriend?!

Mel: *smacks hands down on the table* I KNEW YOU STILL LIKED HIM!

Bev: …do not

Mel: Do too

Bev: Do not!

Mel: DO TOO

Bev: Whatever.

Mel: Oh honey, just wait until you see how much he’s grown.

Bev: …did he really get a girlfriend?

Mel: Unfortunately.